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- Did you forget about my ass?
- No! No, I've been thinking about it.

4 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:47:23.769 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I know this is our first date, but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me?

- Well, I haven't made love to him yet.

- That's too bad.

- Do you think it's possible that some day you could make love with me and think of him?

- Who knows? Maybe you and he can make love and you could think of me.

- I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.

- Do you have a girlfriend?

- Does it matter?

- Well, I'd like to think you were available.

- Oh, I'm available.

(Motorcycle arriving)

- Did you forget about my ass?

- No! No, I've been thinking about it.

- She tattooed my name on her ass. Not just my name, a lot of names. And funny sayings, too. She's got one up there that says, 'Slippery when wet.'

- How do you know that?

- What is she? Some great piece of ass?

- She's no great piece of ass.

- I mean, uh... Hey, wait... wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're all adults here. Let's reason this out.

- Now Marie is the type of person that if you gotta...

[...]

The Jerk Sound Clip

The Jerk movie poster

Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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