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So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've probably heard before. But I never thought it would happen to me.

13 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:28:38.346 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- This lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control, and the lamp. And that's all I need.

- And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing! Not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control and the matches, for sure!

- What are you looking at? What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?

- And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

- And I don't need one other thing. Except my dog... Well, I don't need my dog.

- So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've probably heard before. But I never thought it would happen to me.

- Hey! Any of you bums ever heard of Navin R. Johnson?

- I've heard of him.

- Born in Mississippi?

- Uh-huh!

- Inventor of the Opti-Grab?

- I was just telling these guys.

[...]

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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