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This lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control, and the lamp. And that's all I need.

14 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:26:13.601 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, go! The sooner you're out of my life, the sooner I can go back to being the girl in this little flowered dress that you sang the thermos song to.

- Well, I'm gonna go, then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff!

- And I don't need you! I don't need anything! Except this. This ashtray. The only thing I need is this!

- I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray! And this paddle game. The ashtray and the paddle game. And that's all I need! And this remote control.

- The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control. And that's all I need! And these matches. The ashtray and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

- This lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control, and the lamp. And that's all I need.

- And that's all I need, too. I don't need one other thing! Not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control and the matches, for sure!

- What are you looking at? What do you think I am? Some kind of a jerk or something?

- And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control and this paddle game, and this magazine and the chair.

- And I don't need one other thing. Except my dog... Well, I don't need my dog.

- So, that's it. It's an old story. One you've probably heard before. But I never thought it would happen to me.

[...]

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Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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