Waiter! There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them. Look away! Just look away! And keep your eyes that way!

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food navin r. johnson steve martin waiters

14 seconds sound clip from the The Jerk (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:16:14.416 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Don't be so hard on yourself. How could you know that was Iron Balls McGinty?

- Your escargots. Salad.

- Would monsieur care for another bottle of the Chateau Latour?

- Ah, yes, but no more 1966. Let's splurge. Bring us some fresh wine. The freshest you've got. This year's. No more of this old stuff.

- Oui, monsieur.

- He doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated people here.

- Marie, now just stay calm. Stay calm. Just don't look down. Don't look down! Look up! Just keep your eyes up and keep them that way, okay?

- Waiter! There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them. Look away! Just look away! And keep your eyes that way!

- You'd think at a fancy restaurant like this, at these prices, you would be able to keep the snails off the food! There're so many snails in there, you can't even see the food!

- Now take them away and bring me those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!

- Oui, monsieur.

- Do you believe this? First, they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food.

- Two boobs! That's what he takes us for!

- Hi, doll face.

- Everything okay?

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Funny and inspirational quotes from The Jerk (1979), with short sound clips.

Actors: Steve Martin (Navin R. Johnson), Bernadette Peters (Marie Kimble Johnson)

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