337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of dark humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 The time has come to liquidate our guests.

Maximilian Schell as Dr. Hans Reinhardt in The Black Hole (1979)

12 This is Radio KSIK. You've been listening to Music for Old Invalids. Our next selection is entitled Sickroom Serenade.

Jonathan Haze as Seymour Krelboined in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

13 He's the one that made the monster. Let's boil him in tomato juice! Yee!

Gopher From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

14 Ransom? Certainly not because, in order for there to be a ransom, there must first be a ransom note. -Knew we forgot something.

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 You didn't leave the girl down in the cave long enough.

Geraldine Page; Geraldine Page as Madame Medusa in The Rescuers (1977)

16 Dead men do not buy dog food!

Dom DeLuise as Fagin in Oliver & Company (1988)

17 Did you lose weight? Or a limb?

John Goodman as James P. Sulley Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

18 Well, he won't get very far, that's for sure. He hasn't got enough blood left in him to keep a chicken alive.

Sterling Hayden as Dix Handley in The Asphalt Jungle (1950)

19 Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001)

20 I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

337 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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