418 Dark Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 3

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21 I'm afraid my memory's very bad for live faces.

Anjanette Comer as Aimée Thanatogenos in The Loved One (1965)

22 Oh God, it's so good to see you! I thought they blew you up!

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

23 I heard of one planet up in the seventh dimension, got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole, killed ten billion people. -Madness, total madness! -Only scored 30 points, too.

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

24 I come into this world with pink cheeks, and a healthy pair of lungs, and a lot of big ideas. How am I going out of it? A bald head, blue tongue, and a saucer of warm milk with a pill in it.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

25 Let's get out of this stinking weather before we're statistics.

Gilbert Gottfried as Berkeley Beetle in Thumbelina (1994)

26 Well, the sun's gone out. First thing to happen when a sky falls.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

27 Who calls him on the phone? -If you're a good swimmer, you can ask the guy who found out. He's at the bottom of the river.

Zero Mostel as Big Babe Lazick in The Enforcer (1951)

28 No mounds of flowers spread over my grave? Where are the tasteless statues, the monumental memorials to my memory?

Jim Cummings as Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

29 There, there. Your father will understand you blowing him up.

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

30 Even psychiatrists can tell the difference between patients who are alive or dead.

Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue (1985)