- But who has the map now, huh? Some black-hearted, squid-suckin' buccaneer? Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins. Eh, Jimmy?
- If I had it, my friends and I wouldn't be here serving you rum, Mr. Bones.
16 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:04:26.694 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Oh, aye. Fifteen men went ashore that day, and only Flint, his own self, returned.
- No one knows to this day who has old Flint's map.
- Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?
- It was the first dozen times we heard it.
- If I had it, my friends and I wouldn't be here serving you rum, Mr. Bones.
- Huh. Not me. If I had that treasure map, I'd be tradin' it for a decent meal.
- Hey, Gonzo, you think he's gonna eat this?
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