Long John shot him!
2 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:10:02.504 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Wait a second! I've been cut loose!
- They've got Captain Smollett.
- Come on. We've got to get help.
- Tom, Tom, Tom! Oh! Dead Tom's dead!
- But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.
- Oh.
- Can we get on with this? Get outta here, will ya?
- Yeah!
- But, uh, it's not even his birthday.
- Oh.
[...]