Captain Smollett, I have most distressing news. One of the jolly boats is missing, and I know for a fact that it was terribly unsafe.

8 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:30:48.744 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Give us one more chance.

- Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you. You're honest and brave and true. You didn't learn that from me.

- I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver.

- Now take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again, ever.

- Oh, Jim! 'Tis a shame, really. We'd have made a great team, Jim.

- Well done, Jim. Your father would be proud.

- Captain Smollett, I have most distressing news. One of the jolly boats is missing, and I know for a fact that it was terribly unsafe.

- This is not fun.

- Flaubert, meet Da-Da.

- Ready to sail, sir.

- Where to, Captain Hawkins?

- To wherever the wind may take us.

[...]