Muppet Treasure Island Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to the funniest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island (1996), freely downloadable in MP3 / WAV format.

Actors: Kevin Bishop (Jim Hawkins), Tim Curry (Long John Silver), Billy Connolly (Billy Bones)

4 more actors

, Dave Goelz (Gonzo), Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat), Frank Oz (Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear/ Sam Eagle), Jennifer Saunders (Mrs. Sarah Bluveridge)

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11 Smart as paint you are, lad. Smart as paint.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

12 This gun is useless! You lost all the bullets! -Well, you're losin' the powder.

— Rizzo The Rat (Steve Whitmire), The Great Gonzo

13 This one seems seaworthy. -Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

— Sam Eagle (Frank Oz), Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

14 Your finger hired the crew? -No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo.

— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz), Kermit The Frog (Steve Whitmire)

15 Why does the ocean roar? Give up? You would, too, if you had crabs on your bottom... And oysters in your bed. Get it? Oysters? Bed?

16 The treasure's at my place. North trail, split-level hut with the pink lawn furniture. You can't miss it.

— Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)

17 They'll be comin' to kill me tonight! -We'd better help. -Yeah, let's get some stuff.

— Billy Bones (Billy Connolly)

18 'Tis my very own best brandy, laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey, vintage 1737, to toast to a prosperous voyage.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

19 And believe me, lad, a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.

— Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

20 And welcome to your lady pig friend.

— Sam Eagle (Frank Oz)

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