118 Double Entendre Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Apr 8, 2026

A selection of double entendre quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

81 So what is it you do? You here alone? Single? Married? Staying long? -Officer, please. I'm innocent.

Roddy Piper as John Keller; Kim Morgan Greene as Karen Keeler in Immortal Combat (1994)

82 Foreplay. Have you ever heard of foreplay? -No, not with your father.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

83 Oh, daddy, I just saw the cutest little dingy.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

84 Ah, pipe down! Any hole is like any other hole. -No, it isn't.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

85 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

86 Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.

Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby in Short Circuit (1986)

87 Well, the cat is dragged in a sight for four eyes, that is for sure. You look dreadful.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

88 Holy _! -No _. Where see _?

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

89 This gun is useless! You lost all the bullets! -Well, you're losin' the powder.

Steve Whitmire as Rizzo The Rat; The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island

90 What a dirty, filthy mind you've got.

Humphrey Bogart as Fred C. Dobbs in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre