15 Movie Quotes about Empty Promises with AudioBrowse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Promised. He promised me. Oh, well, what's a Yankee's promise worth anyway? -Nothin'. Dirk Benedict as Faceman in The A-Team 2 Och! That's a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken. Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins 3 Well, there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep. David Ogden Stiers as Cogsworth in Beauty and the Beast (1991) 4 Very good! But still, you ought to know by now that I never keep any of my promises to anybody! Quote from The Invincible Armour 5 Remember when I promised to kill you last? -That's right. You did. -I lied. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Colonel John Matrix in Commando (1985) 6 But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? -'Cause they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of _. That's all it is, isn't it? Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995) 7 Now, wait a minute... Was this a promise? And if it was a promise, was it witnessed and notarized? Because, I, for one, want to say, right here and now that I am not honoring any undocumented promises. No way! Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team 8 And if it doesn't go, I will. I can promise you that. -Promises, promises. Always promises. Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming! 9 It's not enough, but I'll take this. And when you get more, I'll see what I can do... Which will be nothing. Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Easter Egg-Citement 10 Everyone's got his price. All I gotta do is offer him whatever he wants, and then not give it to him. George C. Scott as Percival C. McLeach in The Rescuers Down Under (1990) Page 1 of 2 1 2 ► >>