Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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11 There's been some family problems, but I don't want to bore you with those. -Thanks.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

12 According to the map, we've only gone about four inches. You know, I don't think we have enough gas money.

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

13 Harry, what are you doing in there? -I'm just... I'm cleaning my teeth!

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

14 How was your day? -Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

15 I've even bred them. -Oh, really? Any unusual breeding? -No. Mostly just doggy-style.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

16 Quick. Toss some salt over your right shoulder.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

17 What are my chances? -Not good. -You mean not good, like one out of 100? -I'd say more like one out of a million.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

18 What is the soup du jour? -It's the soup of the day. -Mm-hmm... That sounds good. I'll have that.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

19 What's in it? -Man, I would have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property. -Is it locked? -Yeah, really well.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

20 Nice set of hooters you got there. -I beg your pardon? -The owls, they're beautiful. -Oh. Yeah.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

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