Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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21 Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

22 His head fell off. -His head fell off? -Yeah, he was pretty old.

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

23 I've got to stop to go to the bathroom. -Just go, man... Oh! That sure is warm.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

24 Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road, please? -Oh. Yeah. Good thinking. Can't be too careful. A lot of bad drivers out there.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

25 Shut up. -Don't tell me to shut up, woman.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

26 So where're you headed? -Aspen. -Mmm... California. Beautiful.

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

27 Uh-oh. -What? What's the matter? -You spilled the salt, that's what's the matter. Spilling the salt is very bad luck.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

28 We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' heads are falling off!

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

29 We landed on the moon!

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

30 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

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