Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

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The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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31 We usually don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up, partner.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

32 Well, it was a terrible mistake, sir. Please, believe me. I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

33 You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?
34 She give you any reason? -Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention.

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

35 That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? -Austria.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

36 Austria! Ha ha! Well, then... G'day, mate.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

37 Hi, there. Say, kids, you wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, would you? -Yuck.

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

38 That's no problem. We can be classy and sophistic... oh, look at the funbags on that hosehound. -I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

39 What are you gonna do? -I'm going to hang by the bar, put out the vibe. -Okay.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

40 What if he shot me in the face? -That's a risk we were willing to take.

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

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