Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

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The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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51 Oh, well, pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

52 One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. -Really? That's weird. -Yeah. We called it a _.

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

53 Skis, huh? -That's right. -Great. -They yours? -Uh-huh. -Both of 'em? -Yeah. -Cool.

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

54 So he says, Do you love me? And she says, No, but that's a real nice ski mask.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

55 So you're telling me there's a chance! Yeah! I read you.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

56 Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

57 That tuxedo, it's fabulous! Really. I love a man with a sense of humor, and so does Mary. It's hysterical! -Really? -Oh, yes.

— Helen Swanson (Teri Garr)

58 The alarm alone cost me 200. -Hey! Chicks love it.

Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

59 You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself! -Ha ha!

Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

60 (HARRY AND LLOYD LAUGHING - Sound Effect) (2)

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