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Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

6 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:12:48.373 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Wow! You weren't kidding, Lloyd. She's an angel!

- Well, what are you waiting for? Get over there and talk to her.

- She's just going to think I'm some kind of a psycho when she finds out how far I came just to see her!

- You know what you have? Her briefcase! She's gonna be thrilled to see you.

- Wait. I have an idea. Why don't you go over and introduce yourself? And that way, you can build me up so I won't have to brag about myself later.

- Tell her I'm rich and I'm good-looking, and I have a rapist wit.

- No, I don't know. I don't think I could... no.

- Come on, please.

- No, I'm not...

- Please! Please!

- Okay, okay, okay. Stop.

- What are you gonna do?

- I'm going to hang by the bar, put out the vibe.

- Okay.

- Nice set of hooters you got there.

- I beg your pardon?

- The owls, they're beautiful.

- Oh. Yeah.

- Are you a bird lover?

- Me? Oh, no. Well, I used to have a parakeet, but now my main area of expertise is canines... dogs to the layperson.

- Thanks.

- I love dogs too. So how are you involved with them?

- Oh, you know, I've trained them, bathed them, clipped them.

[...]

Dumb and Dumber Sound Clip

Dumb and Dumber poster

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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