Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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61 Did you get a make on the vehicle? -Yes, sir. They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.

62 Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. -I was thinking the same thing.

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

63 Husband? Wait a minute! What was all that one-in-a-million talk?

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

64 I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

65 Now, we don't even know who the hell they are. You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule.

— Joe Mentalino (Mike Starr)

66 Oh no, Mary. I couldn't possibly accept that, not after all we've been through.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

67 Shaving? -Yeah, I was running a little late. I thought this would save some time.

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

68 Sir, you can't go in there! -It's okay! I'm a limo driver!

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

69 I can't believe this, Lloyd. First Mary dumps us, then the cops take our nest egg. Then our hog breaks down.

70 And next, we'll be back in a minute with the heartbreaking story of the blind Rhode Island boy who was duped into buying a dead parakeet. -I just thought he was real quiet.

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