Dumb and Dumber Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

The funniest quotes from Dumb and Dumber (1994), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Lloyd Christmas), Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne), Lauren Holly (Mary Swanson), Mike Starr (Joe Mentalino), Teri Garr (Helen Swanson)

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41 Who are these sick people?

— Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly)

42 Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg.

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

43 You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

44 There's only one thing that could make this moment any better. -What's that? -If you had a nice set of knockers. -That's two things, Lloyd.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

45 She is the love of my life! The blood in my veins! We belong together till the mountains fall into the sea, till the heavens collide! Or until I get sick of her and need to move on.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

46 'Gas Man'. How the hell do they know that I got gas? -They gotta be pros.

— Joe Mentalino (Mike Starr)

47 Are you a bird lover? -Me? Oh, no. Well, I used to have a parakeet, but now my main area of expertise is canines... dogs to the layperson. -Thanks.

— Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)

48 Excuse me. Is it 10:00 A.M. Yet? -It's 1:00. -That's what I have too. Thought maybe it was fast.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

49 Guys! Guys! Guys! Fellas, you think we could listen to the radio or something?

— Joe Mentalino (Mike Starr)

50 Hey. I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

— Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey)

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