And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

— Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid)

12 seconds sound clip from the Vacation (1983) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:34:01 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?

- Yeah. I'm real glad that things are going good for you, Clark.

- Mm-hm. Tsk.

- I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory.

- Ahem.

- And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

- Eddie, Clark and Ellen don't want to hear about our troubles.

- No, no. It's very interesting.

- Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.

- Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but... Could you, maybe, spare a little extra cash?

- Sure, Eddie.

[...]

Vacation (1983) Sound Clip

Vacation (1983) DVD cover

Sound clips of famous quotes and some of the best lines and phrases from the movie National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) that you can use as custom computer sounds.

Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark W. Griswold), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen Griswold), Randy Quaid (Cousin Eddie), Imogene Coca (Aunt Edna), Anthony Michael Hall (Russell "Rusty" Griswold), Dana Barron (Audrey Griswold)

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