Vacation (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Sound clips of famous quotes and some of the best lines and phrases from the movie National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) that you can use as custom computer sounds.

Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark W. Griswold), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen Griswold), Randy Quaid (Cousin Eddie)

3 more actors

, Imogene Coca (Aunt Edna), Anthony Michael Hall (Russell "Rusty" Griswold), Dana Barron (Audrey Griswold)

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21 Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as hell can't take a hint.

— Aunt Edna (Imogene Coca)

22 You know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say police brutality.

23 Oh, no. No, no, no. How could I like a girl like that? She's ugly. I love you.

— Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase)

24 We're all gonna have so much _ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.

— Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase)

25 I was afraid you'd get pulled over. You've been exceeding the speed limit for thousands of miles.

— Aunt Edna (Imogene Coca)

26 Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world.

— Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase)

27 And now, wouldn't you know it, the Army cut my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough. Shoo.

— Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid)

28 Dog killer!

— Aunt Edna (Imogene Coca)

29 Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home there'd be no reason for leaving. Right?

— Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase)

30 I don't know, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while.

— Ellen Griswold (Beverly D'Angelo)

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