You divorce wives, not children.
3 seconds sound clip from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:02:03.340 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- It's been a couple of months now, so I said we'd go out to Malibu.
- Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes have been calling again.
- And don't try sneaking out of the office. Dr. Lovett's coming by to give you a flu shot.
- Josh is in town, he's coming for dinner.
- Why?
- You were hardly even married to his mother and that was five years ago. Why do I have to see Josh?
- You divorce wives, not children.
- Here.
- Boy, they came out of nowhere.
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