Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

8 seconds sound clip from the Dumb and Dumber movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:00:44.219 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

- Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost.

- You go straight ahead, and, uh, you make a left over the bridge.

- That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

- Austria.

- Austria! Ha ha! Well, then... G'day, mate.

- Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.

- Let's not.

- Now, who's got the wiener schnitzel?

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