86 Movie Quotes about Funerals (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 13, 2025

Memorable quotes about funerals, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Wow. Hey, are we at a funeral right now? Oh, wait, no, it's your bed.

Andy Samberg as Johnny in Hotel Transylvania

2 Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came.

Quote from An American Werewolf in London

3 On behalf of the body, I'd like to thank you for a lovely funeral.

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

4 Which service have you decided on? -Well, I don't know. -We can give you entombment, empyrement, dissemination, or eternalization. -I don't know what the hell you're talking about. -That would be embalmed, buried, scattered, or burned.

Robert Morse as Dennis Barlow in The Loved One (1965)

5 As there are many people of delicate sensibilities, with a natural reluctance to expose their loved ones to anything savoring of immodesty, I've been considering the advantages of training a female embalmer.

Jonathan Winters as Harry and Wilbur Glenworthy in The Loved One (1965)

6 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

7 The funeral is about to begin... sir.

The Tall Man in Phantasm (1979)

8 If they kill me, they have to pay for my funeral. A waste of money... they wouldn't do that.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

9 However, look, we can offer you a special new service, whereby the remains are placed inside a rocket, and fired into space.