Bless the saints, it's an ashtray. I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

7 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:09:49 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Isn't that something? And him only 6 years old.

- Your poor father would have been proud of you.

- He always wanted you to be a lawyer.

- God know he could have used one.

- You'll gonna make something of yourself, Tommy. I'm gonna see that you do.

- No mother was ever blessed... with two finer sons than Johnny and Tommy Kelly.

- Happy birthday, Mom.

- Bless the saints, it's an ashtray. I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it.

- Well, how does it feel to be 29?

- I only hope I reach 30.

- Are you all right, Mom?

- I'll be fine.

- Johnny, you go back to work. Don't worry about me. I'll be all right.

- She needs an operation immediately.

[...]

Johnny Dangerously Sound Clip

Johnny Dangerously Poster

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan), Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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