Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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41 Oh, you lousy, Wop, Slovak, Chink, Jap, Polack, Mick, Krauts, Hebe fags!

42 Park it in this slot here. -It's for the handicapped. -I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

43 Tell me another gang in New York that's got a dental plan.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

44 Well, how does it feel to be 29? -I only hope I reach 30.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

45 Well, I fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me - I've become a real scumbag.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

46 Well, New York, Chicago. To a girl on her own, it's all the same.

— Lil Sheridan (Marilu Henner)

47 What are you saying, give up me career?

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

48 Your poor father would have been proud of you. -He always wanted you to be a lawyer. -God know he could have used one.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

49 Well, to tell you the truth, I've got mixed feelings. Thrilled for Tommy, sad for Johnny.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

50 You'll feel better if you have a cookie.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

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