Jesus Christ.

4 seconds sound clip from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:02:16 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Listen, all I ask is that you don't tell Ma.

- She's gonna find out, because when I put you behind bars, your picture's gonna be on the front page of every newspaper in this country.

- Why, Johnny? Why?

- I don't know, kid. Maybe it's because that big dealer up in the sky shuffles the cards and we just play what we're dealt.

- It's against the law to gamble!

- Jesus Christ.

- I took an oath to fight crime, but I can't go against my own brother. So we're gonna have to settle this with our fists.

- Whoa, wait a minute, kid. You can't fight me. I'm too good.

- I'll take my chances.

- Okay. I win, you quit. You win, I quit.

[...]

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