Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

71 Me gust of us. You gust of us. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.

72 Now listen to this.... Dangerously and accomplices dressed as nuns, driving a sedan covered with... you'll love this, duckies and bunnies.

73 Open up. It's Ma Kelly.

74 Se me to chair tonight, please! Fry me tonight! The waiting's driving me crazy!

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

75 Search the sum in a batch.

— Roman Troy Moronie

76 Why do you have to get married now? -Because if I don't get laid, I'll die.

77 You missed, _face.

78 We both scrub floors, we're both swell lookers and neither of us is Chinese.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton)

79 Calling all cars... Calling all cars... Come to Dooley's Bar and Grill. I'm buying.

80 Dirty sum in a batch!

— Roman Troy Moronie

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