Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

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81 Hi. I'm the new assistant DA. I'm ready to join you in the war against crime.

82 I can hear again, and I can see. I can hear again, and I can see! But who am I?

83 I say I'll see you behind bars.

84 I've tried going to bad girls, but for a clean-cut kid like me, it's just no dice.

85 It's her thyroid, Johnny. -What's wrong with it? -We can't find it. Gonna have to do a thyroid search.

86 Oh, God! How do you get laid in 1930?

87 Pass it on.

88 Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude.

89 That's it? You little _!

90 This sum in a batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes like yourselves.

— Roman Troy Moronie

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