28 Movie Quotes about Idiots with Audio

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

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1 You idiot! You're a toy!

Quote from Toy Story (1995)

2 I'm surrounded by idiots.

Jeremy Irons as Uncle Scar in The Lion King (1994)

3 What kind of idiots do you have working here? -The finest in New York.

Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that. -It's very simple. All he has to do is enlist.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau; Herbert Lom as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

5 Stop breathing on me, you idiot!

Mel Blanc as Yosemite Sam in Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie

6 He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots, too.

Quote from Back to the Future

7 My name's Balto. -But you can call him idiot.

8 Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

9 One of these days, you idiots are gonna laugh yourselves to death!

Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

10 I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Zoe Saldana as Gamora in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)