Jim Henson: 66 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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Movie quotes delivered by Jim Henson, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Rough place, huh? -That's the toughest, meanest, filthiest, pesthole on the face of the Earth. -Well, why not complain to the owner? -I am the owner.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; James Coburn in The Muppet Movie (1979)

22 Oh, yeah. The road manager. We couldn't go anywhere without him. -He's the man with the contacts? -No, he's the man with the van.

Floyd Pepper (Jerry Nelson), Dr. Teeth (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

23 Which am us. -For sure, for sure.

As Dr. Teeth in The Muppet Movie (1979)

24 Listen. When you've been ticklin' the ivories as long as I have, you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every fallen star.

As Rowlf The Dog in The Muppet Movie (1979)

25 Too true, too true. It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon.

As Dr. Teeth in The Muppet Movie (1979)

26 I don't know how to thank you guys. -I don't know why to thank you guys.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

27 Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Here I am. Here I am. I'm packed. I'm packed. -Yeah, so I see. What for? -You said I could come with you. -Yeah, but... To buy ice cream, not to Hollywood.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Miss Piggy (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

28 Fozzie. -Yes. -Bear left. -What? -Bear left. -Right, Frog.

Kermit The Frog (Jim Henson), Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz) in The Muppet Movie (1979)

29 Excellent choice. -Should be for 95 cents.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; Steve Martin as Insolent Waiter in The Muppet Movie (1979)

30 And may we have straws, please? -Yes. I expected that.

Jim Henson as Kermit The Frog; Steve Martin as Insolent Waiter in The Muppet Movie (1979)