192 Movie Quotes about Kids (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: May 23, 2026

Memorable quotes about kids, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 You ain't no genius yourself, kid.

Anthony Quinn as Tony Vivaldi in Last Action Hero

42 You know, I always wanted a child and now I think I'll have one... on toast!

Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson; Winifred Winnie Sanderson; The Sanderson Sisters in Hocus Pocus

43 I just wanna know one thing. Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?

Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire

44 Pull out your pants pockets. All kids in the future wear their pants inside out.

Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future Part II

45 Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom away while I'm around! Nobody! You hear me?

John Candy as Wilbur The Albatross in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

46 All kids, no parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.

Joe Pesci as Harry in Home Alone (1990)

47 Boy, that kid smelt.

Quote from Hotel Transylvania

48 I don't know but it's been said I love scarin' kids in bed.

Billy Crystal as Michael "Mike" Wazowski; Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

49 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

50 All right. All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and shove it in.

Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)