A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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1 Arrange food, drink, entertainment and a sit-down orgy for 14.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

2 Yes. Poor girl. To have died so young without ever having experienced me.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

3 On behalf of the body, I'd like to thank you for a lovely funeral.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

4 Spare me. I cannot control my tears. -Go ahead. It's nature's release.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

5 All her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

6 And who are you? -My chief eunuch, sir. Just kick him if he offends you.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

7 Oh, my dear and noble neighbors, my deepest apologies. Since moving in next door, I'm afraid I've been remiss in not calling to pay my respects.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

8 Seven! Before I say the sooth again, you must run seven times around the seven hills of Rome.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

9 Son, if you're as happy as your mother and I have been, my heart bleeds for you.

10 These tired old eyes fill with tears at the sight of the little they see.

— Erronius (Buster Keaton)

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