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I had a dreadful experience with a young officer to whom I had sold a virgin.

5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:34:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Everybody ought to have a maid, someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee, and even if you grumble be as graceful as a grouse.

- Wriggling in the anteroom, jiggling in the living room, giggling in the dining room, wiggling in the other rooms. Fluttering all around the house.

- Tell me, the virgin... how is she? Tell me, the virgin... I want to know how's she... How is the virgin?

- She's very low. You remember the smile? It's now nearly a grin.

- I pray she lasts.

- I had a dreadful experience with a young officer to whom I had sold a virgin.

- What happened?

- She turned out to be a dud.

- A dud virgin? How could that happen?

- You see, the fellow who sold me the dud virgin also sold me a dud eunuch.

- I'll keep this one alive as long as I can.

- You're a saint.

[...]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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