I'll keep this one alive as long as I can.
5 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:34:41 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I had a dreadful experience with a young officer to whom I had sold a virgin.
- A dud virgin? How could that happen?
- You see, the fellow who sold me the dud virgin also sold me a dud eunuch.
- I'll keep this one alive as long as I can.
- Now, I shall personally instruct the new maid in the niceties of housework, starting in my room.
- Uh, but, sir, uh, your son may be in that very house.
[...]
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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.
Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)
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