- Should anything be amiss with your maiden, he'll seize your entire stock and throw them to the troops.
- That's fair.
- Then he'll burn down your house.
- Reasonable.
- And then he'll...
11 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:40:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- She'll be claimed within the hour.
- By our most illustrious captain, Miles Gloriosus.
- I know that name, and I don't think I like it.
- This so-called maiden within a few months delivered ample proof she'd been nothing of the sort.
- Ah, but never again to the great Gloriosus.
- Then he'll burn down your house.
- No, no, just inform the captain the maiden will be ready and very willing and very healthy.
- With just a slight touch of plague.
- Excuse me, noble sir, have you seen a handsome youth running after a sweating horse?
- Excuse me, madam. A cool youth and a hot mare, have you by any chance...
[...]
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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.
Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)
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