- There's no plague on Crete.
- No plague? No one lying around smiling themselves to death?
- It's the healthiest isle in the world.
— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)
9 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:53:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Mmm! What a glorious day, my friend. Won't you join me in a beaker? Everyone, a beaker with me!
- Crassus! Rascal. I heard you were abroad in search of pulchritude.
- Well, I returned this morn with as choice a cargo as you've ever seen.
- Crete? Do not touch me. Do not breathe on me. The plague, the plague!
- No plague? No one lying around smiling themselves to death?
- It's the healthiest isle in the world.
- He lied to me. He tricked me.
- I go to the captain, save my house and see that that swine is killed.
- The lyingest, cheatingest, sloppiest slave in all Rome.
- Chapter six. The Sabine campaign, in which a boy becomes a man.
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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.
Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)
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