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- Is this a record?
- No, it's me, you twit! Open up you twit. I'm freezing out here.

17 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:15:35 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- No money for a mountain-eating license.

- No signs of Leonardo da Vinci's fifty pounds back.

- Aaagh, I have been forced to live with a fifteen shilling a week suit. I in the jacket, and Eccles in the trousers.

- Open the window!

- Now, I'll start my new diary. What's it say here? Tuesday the second. What will I write? Ah, today is Saturday. Oh, no, I don't know what to write. Today... Ah, that's it. Today I heard a knock on the door.

- Is this a record?

- No, it's me, you twit! Open up you twit. I'm freezing out here.

- Good evening sir. Is you the man who just opened the door?

- Yes, I am, lad.

- What a memory you've got.

- Ah, yes, yes. I remember things, you know, Magna Carta 1215...

- You've had a good life, haven't you?

- Who are all these crutty herberts with string bags?

- Do not call them that, sir. They are men of the third Finchley wolf cubs in mufti.

[...]

The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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