Now, I'll start my new diary. What's it say here? Tuesday the second. What will I write? Ah, today is Saturday. Oh, no, I don't know what to write. Today... Ah, that's it. Today I heard a knock on the door.
22 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:15:14 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- No money for a mountain-eating license.
- No signs of Leonardo da Vinci's fifty pounds back.
- No, it's me, you twit! Open up you twit. I'm freezing out here.
- Good evening sir. Is you the man who just opened the door?
- Ah, yes, yes. I remember things, you know, Magna Carta 1215...
- You've had a good life, haven't you?
- Who are all these crutty herberts with string bags?
[...]