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It's no good Min, I've got flat-feet in the third knuckle you know Min.

12 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:14:09 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

(One sheep bleating) (2)

- Oh, they don't make pianos like that any more.

- Isn't it time we had it shorn?

- No, not yet, the winters are not upon us, you know.

- Hand me my knuckle oils.

- Rub it well into the knuckles...

- I've get it mixed with Indian brandyyy! Rub it in!

- It's no good Min, I've got flat-feet in the third knuckle you know Min.

- Ah well - Now to try for the Pajanynee variations for spoons arranged - Crun!

- Stop! Stop stop! This spoon is out of tune. Have you been eating with it again?

- No.

- Then what's that your stirring the soup with?

- A violin.

- She's always got an answer, the old cow.

- Now to compose the last tune for the battle of Spion Kop!

- Aaaaaahhh! Aaaaaahhh! Ellinga... turn the volume of that battle down.

[...]

The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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