Oh, they don't make pianos like that any more.
5 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:13:44 in the radio play.
Quote context
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(Quick two spoons together á la buskers)
- 'Na ahah, ahah, aliah, ah' Now Min, get inside the piano and select me a tuning A.
- Oh, they don't make pianos like that any more.
- Isn't it time we had it shorn?
- No, not yet, the winters are not upon us, you know.
- Rub it well into the knuckles...
- I've get it mixed with Indian brandyyy! Rub it in!
- It's no good Min, I've got flat-feet in the third knuckle you know Min.
- Ah well - Now to try for the Pajanynee variations for spoons arranged - Crun!
[...]
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