- Look under the stamp.
- What? A fourteen-inch naval gun.
5 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:23:20 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- I claim the South Pole in the name of Gladys Pills of 13 The Sebastibal Villas, Sutton.
- I don't know, but obviously we're doing her a big favour.
- There's still a chance of victory.
- Look what I've got in the brown paper parcel.
- Good heavens white paper, what a glorious victory for England.
- What? A fourteen-inch naval gun.
- And guess what's in the barrel?
- Major, inside the barrel are photographs of a British military dinner.
- Really... Keep it going lads, keep it going.
- I intend to fire that photograph at the enemy canteen during their lunch break.
- When they see the size of British military dinners, they'll desert.
- I know... Half our men deserted when they saw the size of 'em.
[...]