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- When they see the size of British military dinners, they'll desert.
- I know... Half our men deserted when they saw the size of 'em.

9 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:23:37 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Look under the stamp.

- What? A fourteen-inch naval gun.

- And guess what's in the barrel?

- I've no idea.

- Major, inside the barrel are photographs of a British military dinner.

- Really... Keep it going lads, keep it going.

- I intend to fire that photograph at the enemy canteen during their lunch break.

- When they see the size of British military dinners, they'll desert.

- I know... Half our men deserted when they saw the size of 'em.

- However it's worth a try. Take aim... Fire!

(piles of bones falling on to the ground)

- Ehhh... That's the last time I kip in a barrel, I tell you.

- Collapses, and is left out of show from now onwards. Goodnight everybody.

- Oh... By popular request I come back again. Aie!

[...]

The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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