The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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21 How can you afford such expensive impressions? -Because I do a brilliant impression of a large bank account.

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

22 I say, do you mind taking your hat off, old chap? The battle's about to begin, and we can't see you know.

— Harry Secombe

23 I'm not going to split - me - a gentleman - never. I refuse to tell you. -Well, stop pointing at me then!

— Eccles / Minnie Bannister (Spike Milligan), Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

24 It's been climbed before, you know? -Ah, but has anybody eaten it before?

— Eccles / Minnie Bannister (Spike Milligan)

25 Just by chance and careful planning, I have an Auntie in Grimsby who sits amongst the cabbages and plays an elastic water tank under supervision.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

26 Lucky charms... Get your lucky charms before the battle... Get your lucky charms boys. Get your self a charm today, and save yourself from harm today.

— Spike Milligan

27 Thank you. The question is, how to get rid of them? -What about rice puddings fired from catapults?

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

28 Them charms, are they any cop mate? -They're real cop mate - Nelson brought one for Waterloo. -He weren't at Waterloo. -Of course not, he was in my shop buying a charm. You see how lucky they are?

— Bloodnok / Bluebottle / Grytpype-Thynne (Peter Sellers), Eccles / Minnie Bannister (Spike Milligan)

29 Well, apart from that, I'm over here on a sort of busman's holiday. -Doing what? -Driving buses.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

30 With this gadget you can hide in space. -Space? But I'm taking up too much already.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe)

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