Patience sir, patience. We have here Lieutenant Seagoon who will proceed to give us the reasons for the disaster.
10 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:11:51 in the radio play.
Quote context
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- Gentlemen of the house, the Battle of Spion Kop opened last night.
- Ahh, but I fear it got very bad notices in the Press.
- You're not thinking of taking it off are you, Mr Prime Minister?
- Well, unless Robert Morley puts some money in I can see no other way...
- But what about Binkie and his backers, they'll lose all their money.
- Thank you, Honourable Members.
- The reason for it flopping was obvious... There isn't one decent song in the whole battle.
- But soldier fellow, the Battle of Spion Kop isn't a musical you know!
- And that's where we went wrong.
- If the Americans had been running it, they'd have had Rex Harrison, and the other wrecks.
- Do you know any good composers of battle songs and scores?
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