Well, unless Robert Morley puts some money in I can see no other way...
6 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:11:42 in the radio play.
Quote context
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(Fire! - Battle starts - First the volleys of musketry, then distant cannons)
- Gentlemen of the house, the Battle of Spion Kop opened last night.
- Ahh, but I fear it got very bad notices in the Press.
- You're not thinking of taking it off are you, Mr Prime Minister?
- Well, unless Robert Morley puts some money in I can see no other way...
- But what about Binkie and his backers, they'll lose all their money.
- Thank you, Honourable Members.
- The reason for it flopping was obvious... There isn't one decent song in the whole battle.
- But soldier fellow, the Battle of Spion Kop isn't a musical you know!
- And that's where we went wrong.
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