Well, I was doing an impression of a zebra crossing when... Squelch! A taxi ranned over me breaking both my boots above the wrist.
12 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Battle of Spion Kop classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:20:06 in the radio play.
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- Do you tink we're gonna win, Captain?
- Never was victory more certain, little lad.
- Oh... Then why have you got that taxi waiting for you at the end of the trench?
- Ha ha... Well here's half-a-crown little lad. I think we can forget all about it now.
- No... I can't forget about it... Ahh! I've forgotten about it!
- What agony igony ogony oogany mahogany... Did it hurt you?
- No because I'm making it all up.
- Taxi!
(Taxi approaches at high speed)
- Look, the Christmas strings coming off my legs.
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