The Goon Show Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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51 No, I must not carry that. I'm the superior type brains, I have got. You carry it, you're less clever than me.

— Bluebottle (Peter Sellers)

52 Oh and now I see the great engineer of state with the great state screwdriver adjusting the mace screws on the great microphone.

— (Peter Sellers)

53 The Mona Lisa has been stolen, boy. Stolen from the ahh.. how do you pronounce this? -Louvre. I, O, U, V, R, E, pronounced Louvre. Louvre, louvre... There, you have a choice of twenty.

— Grytpype Thynne (Peter Sellers)

54 We have discovered that eating mountains in India requires no license.

55 What is it merry drummer man?

— Spike Milligan

56 Are you really a Red Indian? -Yes, I am, yes. -Then why does the red keep coming off your skin? -I'm anaemic, that's why.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe

57 (Seagoon Maniacal laughter - Sound Effect)

58 All right men, enough of this intellectual sparring.

— Neddie Seagoon (Harry Secombe), Harry Secombe

59 Are you his trainer? -Yeah, I am, mate, yeah. I've been managing 'im since 'e was two, you know. Since then, I been a training 'im for the biggie.

60 Every man had his ammunition pouches bulging with offensive military songs and spoons at the ready.

— Spike Milligan

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