77 Paraprosdokian Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 11, 2025

A selection of paraprosdokian quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 One thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

2 But the gourmet in me quivers at the thought of mouse tartar.

John Cleese as Cat R. Waul in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

3 Ain't no thing like me, except me.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

4 I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Colonel John Matrix in Commando (1985)

5 Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? -Yes. -Morons.

Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in The Princess Bride (1987)

6 A hospital, what is it? -It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

7 Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself.

Nathan Lane as Timon in The Lion King (1994)

8 Stark, we need a plan of attack! -I have a plan. Attack.

Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark Iron Man; Chris Evans as Captain America in The Avengers (2012)

9 Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

Dave Bautista as Drax The Destroyer in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

10 Many people die in fear. I wonder how many die of fear.

Vincent Price as Dr. Warren Chapin in The Tingler (1959)

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