225 Pun Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 7

Last updated on: September 11, 2025

A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

61 Behold the dawn of a new error.

Quote from The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

62 How gratifrying to see satisfried customers.

Jim Cummings as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

63 Do you like Beethoven? -What? -If you're gonna hang around here, you've gotta like Beethoven. -All right, but I'll just have a small glass.

Lucy Van Pelt in Play It Again, Charlie Brown (1971)

64 I've got a waiting list of 50 people at that cemetery just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm gonna shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm gonna see that you get a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

65 Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest you count your bees. You may find that one of them is missing.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

66 Something tells me that you're all wet, Archimedes.

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

67 So, don't take gravity too lightly or it'll catch up with you.

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone (1963)

68 Oh, and waiter? We asked for light cola. This stuff weighs a ton!

Eddie Deezen as Snipes in Rock-a-Doodle

69 Then, because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig.

Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

70 You finally received your invitation to the Archaeological Society ball. -Ugh! I cannot face those old fossils again.

Quote from DuckTales: The Movie (1990)